Pluto>Hmmm… I’M too FAR out. THE Metorsprites NEVER get TOO me.
Mars>thInk AnnOyIng, thEn mUltIply by tEn. thEy hUrt tOO.
♢Uranus, Saturn, Venus
♢Mars, Uranus, Saturn, Neptune, Venus, Earth
♢Mercury, Venus, Jupiter
♢Pluto, Neptune, Saturn, Earth, Mercury
the planet trolls are pretty bored, they have very short attention spans and with the lacking number of asks they might just go insane! You wouldn’t want to see an insane Pluto now would you?
Hmm, t♡ugh question. I ship a l♡t. My ♡TP is me and Mars (♡bvi♡usly) but I ship me with every♡ne in ♡ne quadrant. The last pers♡n wh♡ had a lack ♡f my ne♡n pink in each ♡f their quadrants g♡t what they had c♡ming… I mean c♡me on it was just a little—l♡t ♡f glitter t♡♡ a maj♡rly valuable internal ♡rgan…as I said, they deserved it (all I wanted was ♡ne measly quadrant!)
Anyway my main ships are (all inv♡lving me, ♡f c♡urse):
Venus + Mars =Matesprite
we’ve just been t♡gether since the beginning of time itself, y♡u may kn♡w us fr♡m human myth♡l♡gy as Aphr♡dite and Ares.
Venus + Neptune = Kismesis
I hate her because she has glittery bl♡♡d and is theref♡re immune t♡ my weap♡n and she hates me because I’m a mutant l♡w-bl♡♡d. As they say: ♡pp♡sites attract.
Venus and Mars + Plut♡ = Auspice
Plut♡ might be shipped with Mars leaving me a third wheel and s♡metimes her from me and Mars. Also Pluto and my morailengence leaves him ♡ut s♡metimes and Plut♡ is the Auspice for every♡ne.
Venus + Plut♡ = M♡irail
We just ARE
Well I h♡pe that answered y♡ur questi♡n, and thanks f♡r caring!
The personality and answers of Venus brought to you by: fictionnovelist which may become arsenicasend or something else I dunno.
Earth>HMMmmm… SORt OF DUDe… IT FEEls LIKe ANTs WALking ALL OVEr ME. OCCasionally I GET SEAring PAIns, LIKe SOMeone’s STAbbing me.
Pluto>DO you FEEL butterflies TOO?
Earth>I DUNno, DUDe…
Mars>plUtO. nOt yOUr Ask.
Neptune> NNylaam iis ssx ssecretive! ii wwish sshe wwxuld ttalk ttx mme mmxre!! Iinventxr iis llike mmy rrxle mmxdel, sshe iis ssx ccxxl!!
Nylaam> idk Man i Guueess my Aanceestoor iis kiindaa cooool. ppleeaasee lleeaavee me aaloonee.
Inventor> I’m Very proud of My Young ones. neptune Is Advancing well in Design. Nylaam, i’m not So Sure.
Mars>I’m frEqUEntly shIppEd wIth SAt-
Pluto>I know! I know! PICK me!
Mars>plUtO… It wAs my qUEstIOn. lEt mE AnswEr It.
Mars>I’m frEqUEntly shIppEd wIth sAtUrn, whO Is my “lOvEly” kIsmEsIs.
Mars>vEnUs, Is my mAtEsprIt. pEOplE dOn’t shIp Us.
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Mod Nine: murderouscabbie
Writer for Saturn, Neptune, and Mercury
Mod Cheshire: goddess-of-death
Writer for Mars, Pluto, Uranus and Earth, occasionally Jupiter.
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