murderouscabbie said: Neptune, why don't you have a love life? Jupiter, are you ACTUALLY a gas giant? Nudge nudge, wink wink Uranus, though you might want to know that you and Neptune would be super cute together. Pluto,

PM: excuse me? You don’t just wa))k up to someone and ask ‘hey, wanna be my matesprit?’. It just doesn’t work ))ike that, k?➵

CP: WHAT about ME! so CLOSE… so VERY very CLOSE…

CW: brEAth. brEAth. dOn’t kIll AnythIng yEt.

EE: I donn’T like To Talk abouT iT…

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Anonymous said: Venus, if Mars was Matesprits with anyone other than you, who would you pick?

CC: ⌜t♄ats a bit of a cruel question, anon⌟

CW: ExcUsE yOU, AnOn. thAt’s nOt hAppEnIng.

AA: N♠️, N♠️T EVER

Anonymous said: HEY JUPITER WHAT ARE YOUR PASSTIMES

EE: Comic books..hiding inn fear of deaTh by PluTo and movie maraThonns wiTh my moirails… I do oTher sTuff Too I Think.

Jupiter, empoweredEvil

Anonymous said: Neptune, do you have a Calignous crush?

PM: no but I might have a f))ush crush if you care to ask ➵

Anonymous said: mercury, please tell use who your flush crush is

VA: ♪~ g✭d fucking dammit an✭n I’m ✭bvi✭sly n✭t telling, s✭ st✭p asking!!!!!!

CP: WOAH! language, MER. language.

ASK US ANYTHING

ask-theplanettrolls:

the planet trolls are pretty bored, they have very short attention spans and with the lacking number of asks they might just go insane! You wouldn’t want to see an insane Pluto now would you?

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Anonymous said: Pluto, why do you often sound like a Crazy Clown cultist?

CP: HEE hee! ANON you’re FUNNY, i DON’T even KNOW what A crazy CLOWN cultist IS!

Anonymous said: MARS WHO IS YOUR FLUSH CRUSH PLZ DO NOT SAY VENUS CUZ THATS NOT WHAT I MEAN

CP: DUE to… UNGOOD circumstances, MARS is CURRENTLY unavailable TO answer THIS. if YOU must KNOW he’s HIDING behind THE couch.
CW: shUt Up, plUto.
CW: I’m trAInIng my nInjA skIlls.
CW: crAp.

Anonymous said: Um hey Uranus, would you uh, don't mean to copy previous questions but um, might you have a flush crush by any chance? Sorry to bother you :3

MM: oh… UUmm… well…
MM: its none of yoUr bUsineSSSS, anon!
MM: i refUSSe to anSSwer.

CP: COME on URIE! tell ME at LEAST! *3*

Trolltag and Quirk ID Chart

We (or at least Saturn, Mercury and Neptune) are going to start using trolltags instead of names when answering. Here’s the key.

Mercury: viruousAcreage—Starts each message with ♪~, replaces O with ✭. (VA)

Venus: amourousActuality— uses quadrant symbols instead of O, symbol changes depending on subject and person. (AA)

Earth: toxicInnocence(TI)

Mars: cyanideWarmonger— Capitalizes vowels. (CW)

Jupiter: Undecided

Saturn: coruscatngCataclysm— Starts each message with ⌜, ends each with ⌟. Replaces H with her symbol,♄. (CC)

Uranus: malignantMarauder— Capitalizes U and S, doubles S(MM)

Neptune: prismaticMonstrousity(PM)— Replaces L with )), ends each message with ➵

Pluto: combustingPeppermints— Fully capitalizes every second word (CP)

Anonymous said: What youre thoughts of Pluto and Mars's relationship, venus

AA: Mars is ALLOWED to have friends! Everyone DESERVES to have friends sometimes I mean it’s not like there’s ANYTHING OTHER THAN FRIENDSHIP GOING ON BETWEEN THEM AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHER WISE CAN EAT MY GLITTER! Between you and me anon, I feel a bit like the narrator on a song that was posted earlier (the one about Steve)

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lostinderse:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

they-be-trollin:

aslytherinsuperwholockian:

trivelie:

cyclicredundancy521:

My entry for the Homestuck OST competition, titled Alphamatic Replacement

Everyone stop scrolling and listen.

Just do it, ok.

image

At first I was like :This is really pretty, but does it get more than this?

Then the bass dropped

and it dropped again!

and

and

LISTEN TO THIS NOW DEAR GOD IT IS ORGASMIC

BREATHING HEAVY OVER HERE

Oh sweet flutter nuggets…

(Source: xauric / Xauric)

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teromain:

You, Me, and Steve - Garfunkle and Oates

one of my favorite songs of theirs

Narrator: Venus ‘You’: Mars Steve: Pluto

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ghdos:

steveblakegriffin:

perspective is everything

It took me like 16 tries to figure out what I was looking at.

ghdos:

steveblakegriffin:

perspective is everything

It took me like 16 tries to figure out what I was looking at.

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